New Jersey is Lame, Or At Least This Bull Thinks So…

I'm outta here!

I'm outta here!

Oy vey!  New Jersey’s not that bad, after all state law requires that you are not allowed to pump your own gas.  I’m 20 minutes from the border and whenever I can I get my fuel there.


This bull escaped from P-Burg’s Barnyard Days and Swam the river to get out of New Jersey to Easton, Pennsylvania!  He has last been seen roaming college hill.  I love this animal, he’s got balls!  “I ain’t stayin’ in no stinkin’ New Jersey, I’m heading out to Pennsylvania for some college girls!”  I’d love to see the police chasing him, it must be hilarious.  Where are the paparazzi?  TMZ should be videoing this stuff.  Oh, I know all the Pennsylvania Pap’s are staked out over at Jon & Kate’s house.


Thanks Ann!



About Deanna Castro

Deanna Castro has been training horses and riders professionally for over 18 years. She trains riders in Horsemanship, Western Pleasure, Showmanship and Trail Riding. Deanna is married to Native American Horse Trainer Fredi Castro and she is the author of "Six Weeks to a Better Horse".
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One Response to New Jersey is Lame, Or At Least This Bull Thinks So…

  1. Ann Foster says:

    Having grown up in Easton, I found it hilarious to think of a bull swimming the Delaware (pretty treacherous in that spot, especially w/ spring rains) and wandering the streets of Easton. And all the cops trying to corral him. Thought all they need is good cowboy on horseback and they’d be able to catch him. Hey, I wonder if Bethlehem’s mounted police dept. could help?

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